Horrible Headache
This poor guy was suffering from horrible headaches for quite a few years so he finally went to the doctor to see what could be done.
After an extensive battery of tests the doctor concluded that he was suffering from a rare condition that was causing his testicles to press up against his spine and thus it was causing the headaches.
The sad part was the only cure for him was to remove his testicles.
So the man decided it was worse to have the headaches so he consented to have his balls cut off.
After the operation the man was so depressed about losing his balls he didn’t know what to do.
He passed by a suit shop and decided a new suit would cheer him up.
So he went to the salesman and declared money was no object he wanted the works, the best money can buy.
So the conversation went like this.
Salesman: I bet you’re a size 36 waist.
Customer: Wow that’s right how did you know?
Salesman: I’ve been doing this for years. I can guess everything just by looking at you. Now for the overcoat I’ll say you’re a 40.
Customer: wow you’re right again.
Salesman: For the shirt size 15 1/2 neck
Customer: I can’t believe it you’re right again.
So it went on and on the salesman guessing everything exactly right even his shoe size. Then it was down to the last item.
Salesman: Okay now for your underwear you’re a size 36.
Customer: ah ha you got that one wrong! I wear a size 32 for underwear.
Salesman: Oh no you can’t wear size 32 underwear sir. It will press your balls up to the base of your spine and you’ll have the most horrible headaches.