Honeymoon Sex
These young newlyweds were in their hotel room on the first night of the honeymoon
getting undressed for sex.
The man pulled down his pants and gave them to his wife.
Put those on he said.
She tried them on but they were huge so she said. I can’t wear your pants.
That’s right, he said. And don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants
in this family.
So she pulled her panties down and said, try these on.
He popped a bit of a boner since the idea was kinky, so he tried to put them on and could only get them up to his knees.
He said, Damn it I can’t get into your panties!
She said, That’s right and you never will if you keep such an attitude!