This guy who worked in a pickle factory came home one day with $50.
Where did you get that? his wife asked.
Oh the guys bet me I wouldn’t put my dick into the pickle slicer so I did it and I won.
The wife got worried and wanted to see his dick to make sure it was still there.
He dropped his pants and showed her his huge cock was still there.
She said, wow what about the pickle slicer?
He says, Oh she liked it too.
This fella Joe had spent his whole life on a farm and had never seen a big city before. So one day he decided he needed to experience a little more of what life has to offer. He packed up his bags and headed out to the biggest city he knew of.
Late one night he was walking down the main drag with all the neon lights lit up. He noticed all kinds women dressed scantly and asking men if they wanted dates.
This one hooker had a standard way of doing things. She would pick guys who looked naive and take them to a room for sex then blackmail them by threatening to tell their wives. She was able to bleed money from these guys for years afterwards.
So she sees Joe walking down the street and stops him for a chat. She convinces him to take her up to a room where they get naked and do the naughty deed.
After they were finished Joe put his pants on and was buttoning up his shirt. She looked at him and said, What are we going to call the baby?
Joe says, what are you talking about?
She said, well we just had sex and now I’ll get pregnant. If you don’t pay me lots of money I’m gonna tell your wife about this.
Just then Joe dropped his pants and pulled the condom off his dick.
He tied it into three knots and threw it out the window.
He looked at her and said, “If he gets outta that we’ll call him Houdini”
Well summer is coming and we all know what that means.
Yes hot babes in thongs.
So we see a babe in a thong and her ass crack is pretty much all out there to see.
I know damn well though I’d love to see more than just that ass crack.
How many times does it happen?
You see a super hot body wrapped in a some faded low cut blue jeans and you just
want get into that babes pants.
Then you start wondering what her whole bare ass looks like. What does her pussy look like. What are her tits like. And what it would it feel like to slip your cock up into her.
Well I can’t help you slip your cock into her but I can show you a site that lets you see a hell of a lot more than just the thong. Check it out. Oh yeah it also has hardcore fucking!
This guy had just joined the French Foreign Legion and was sent to the desert
for training. He was sitting around with a bunch of the guys one night when the conversation turned towards sex.
He asked them what they did since there were no women for hundreds of miles around.
Well said one guy, We have a shipment of camels coming in 1 week from now.
All you need to do is fuck one of them.
Holy shit! said the guy, I’m not gonna fuck no camel!
So 1 week later the guy is sitting outside his barracks waiting for the camels to show up.
One of the officers yelled out “The camels are here”
Next thing the guy knows everyone is fighting and punching each other.
He turns to his buddy and says, What the fuck is this? We have 10,000 camels and only 500 guys? Why are they fighting over the camels?
Buddy says, “You don’t want to get an ugly one do you?”
This amazingly sexy interactive series was recently made available as a special bonus for members of Blue Blood’s GothicSluts.com and BarelyEvil.com, and I have to say that I have not seen anythig more erotic and beautifully sexual in a long long time. These two obviously have such great chemistry together and that really shows in the sets they have together. It’s hot and explicit and playful and really loving and positive all at the same time and it really strikes me just how rare that is to see these days.
This girl had such a tight vagina…I could hardly plunge my forefinger into the depths of her pussy. Either this girl is about to have the pussy stretching training today or I won’t be able to use her again in the future.
Today I’m about to show you a very convenient way of suspending the slave girl for any usage. This pose is good for spanking, for fucking her in any of her crack and for crack training for a better convenience in the future.
One of the things I love most about Scar 13 is that even when the beautiful spooky makeup is washed off and the hair spray is rinsed out and the clothes are all off, she’s still the hottest Gothic girl around. Some girls are not really nearly as cool as they looked with their cloths on and stuff, but she’s just stunning, even soaking wet, hair a mess. This series gives us a really enjoyable intimate view of Scar playfully washing up in a bubble bath after a long night out at the clubs.
BarelyEvil always has some sexy fun girls and I love that they are not afraid to have some fun with the wicked concepts that they shoot. Spooky witchy girls are just so mysterious and intriguing. This occult themed series has her looking absolutely enchanting in front of the awsome candle racks and even an old ouija board. I also love her cool honeycomb heart tattoo. The whispy black dress and that awesome black corset really show it off well too.
Have you ever looked down inside a wide open pussy while licking a girl out? Ever wanted to look deeper than your eyes can see? Want to see inside her butthole too?
If so then this site might be something you like. It works like this. These guys use a medical camera made for looking inside a body and get super closeups of pussy and butt holes.
Then they go right inside! It’s different and kinky.
See what that sexy butt looks like inside with a butt cam. They also show her very bright pink pussy.
