Drunk orders breakfast
This Guy was out drinking all night and was really hungry for some breakfast.
He could only find one place open so he goes in and orders some bacon and a cheese omelet. The waitress takes his order and goes back to the kitchen but the cook says he’s all out of cheese except for this last bit but it’s all old and moldy.
The waitress says oh fuck it he’s so pissed drunk he won’t know the difference anyway just use that cheese.
So he cooks it up and she takes the food to the drunks table. She stands back and watches him scarf down the meal like it was the first time he ate in 3 days or something.
After he was done the waitress went over to take his plate away and the drunk asks. Excuse me but are these eggs fresh? Waitress says yes sir we have a chicken coop in the back and they lay them every morning. Ah ha. Says the drunk I thought so. And your rooster is okay is he? Well we don’t have a rooster she says.
Ah ha I knew it!
You better block off access to your coop then because there is a skunk getting in and he’s fucking your chickens.