Drunk Guys Wife
This drunk guy goes up to his wife and grabs her ass and tits and gives her a big kiss on the back of the neck.
Just then she turned around and he saw that it wasn’t his wife at all.
He stumbled back and said oh I’m so sorry miss I thought you were my wife.
She looked at him and said “you stupid drunk fucker“.
You see he said you even sound like my wife.