Crying kid
This little kid went to school one day and halfway through class he just started bawling.
The teacher stopped and asked him why he was crying.
He said his mom and dad were dead and up in heaven with god.
Oh my God the teacher said. When did that happen?
Well this morning I had to go back home to get a book I forgot and I heard some awful moaning and screaming in the bedroom, then my mom shrieked and yelled “oh god I’m coming” then my dad yelled “I’m coming too”