Two guys and a Nun
These two teenage guys with really long hair and wearing comic t-shirts were walking down the street one day when they saw this little nun trying really hard to get across the street.
They ran over to her and each one picked her up by one arm and carried her over to the other side of the street.
Why thank you boys you’re very helpful.
The first guy looks at her and says. We don’t give a shit any friend of batman is a friend of ours.