Funny priest just wants money
This priest was looking for ways to raise money for his church and someone told him that there was a fortune in horse racing.
So he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. At the local auction he found out the going price for horses was very high so he ended up buying a donkey instead.
At this point he thought what did he have to lose so he went ahead and entered it into the races. He was totally shocked when the donkey came in third place!
The next day the local paper carried the headline: PRIEST’S ASS SHOWS.
The priest was so happy with third place that he entered the donkey in the race again, and this time it actually won.
The paper read: PRIEST’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
By now the Bishop was so upset with language in the paper that he ordered the priest never to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PRIEST’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey.
The priest gave it to a nun in a convent close by.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
At this the Bishop fainted.
As son as he awoke the Bishop ordered the nun to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a local farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10.00. The Bishop couldn’t take it anymore, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.