Guy buys a parrot
This guy goes to a pet store to buy a parrot so the salesman shows him the most expensive one. He tells him how the parrot can speak 5 different languages.
The guy decides that it’s to much money and asks what other parrots he has.
So the salesman shows him another parrot but informs him that all he can say is “who is it”
“Fuck thats ok ” says the guy. So he pays the money and leaves with the cheapest parrot.
The next day he left for work and the parrot was alone in the apartment. The parrot heard a knock on the door and said “who is it”
Guy at door: It’s the local plumber the superintendent sent me over.
Parrot: who is it?
Guy at door: It’s the local plumber. The building superintendent sent me to look at your pipes.
Parrot: who is it?
Guy at door: (yelling) It’s the plumber! Open the door please!
Parrot: Who is it?
Guy at door: I’m a fucking plumber! I’m here to fix your goddamn pipes!
Parrot: Who is it?
Just then the plumber lost his temper so he started banging and kicking at the door until he got it open. The door flew open he stomped inside screaming and yelling. Just then he started to have a heart attack and fell down and died right on the floor.
The guy who lived there came home after work and said.
“holy shit! who is it?”
Parrot: It’s the plumber the superintendent sent over. He’s here to fix the pipes.